cuddlycharizard:

Bismuth memorised the commercial song after hearing it once just because Pearl said she loved it

dungeonqueering:

Hey just a suggestion for clarity, if you are going to be referring to something by a long acronym in a post, say the full thing at least once so people know what it is you’re talking about.

the-sighs-of-sunset:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

Kamilah: *wakes up in the afterlife*

Literally everyone: oh wow, aren’t you Tahani’s sister???

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

Literally if we flipped the Senate and kept the House, then it wouldn’t fucking matter what McConnel does because McConnel already changed the fucking rules for us. We only need a simple majority.

Like we don’t immediately have to go straight to violence. There are still other alternatives worth exploring.


Please let’s let RGB finally retire. It’s not fair to ask her to hold on forever while we get our shit together.

anais-ninja-bitch:

hey you know who else is up for election this year? mitch mcconnell and a shit ton of other senators!

idk if any of your senators are up for election or could be flipped, but you could still show support for non-republican candidates down ticket.

nyanparadox66:

That won’t change anything, Obama had someone to seat supreme justice but Mitch amd republian loudly bragged thst they block his normitation intendionally so they’d have their own choose. And they did…


Sometime only guillotine can fix this

biglawbear:

She turns 87 next week and she’s had cancer four times, twice in the last year.

Liberals already lost their chances at taking the Supreme Court for a generation in 2016. The current makeup is 5-4 for conservatives, which means sometimes liberals can eek out a win, like the case that preserved the Affordable Care Act.

If Trump gets to replace Ginsburg with a conservative who will be on the Court for forty years, with a 6-3 majority, it would be devasting.

You’re not just voting for a President for the next four years. You’re voting for Justices (and lower court judges) for the next forty.

anais-ninja-bitch:

y'all.

you really do have to vote blue no matter who.

bc RBG deserves to retire.

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oceanman:

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oceanman:

LMAO sanders and biden are dramatically quote retweeting each other

iamemmao:

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Ahem.

miseryghoul:

baaulp:

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

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wingedcorgi:

this class was later removed from the curriculum

counterpunches:

patriciawalkerd:

LET HER INTRODUCE HERSELF DAMMIT!!

#poor awkward murderturtle

systlin:

upyrica:

systlin:

One reason I fucking hated philosophy class is because it seems to me like every single philosopher we ever covered was entirely fucking in love with their own goddamn ego. Just, thought that they were obviously The Most Important People In The Fucking World.

And I found it fucking insufferable, and tbh reading anything Jordan Peterson wrote or anything his millions of fanboys write is somehow even fucking more egocentric, conceited, and insufferable.

Ah, philosophy class. A friend was recently scandalised when our philosophy lecturer’s Twitter was discovered with some rather misogynistic material in it.

Darling, you only got the grade you got because you made a point to smile at all his jokes, what is so surprising?

I got an F in philosophy and dangit I EARNED that grade.